Optimism is the madness of insisting that all is well when we are miserable.
— Voltaire

(Source : beauetmysterieux)

The process by which banks create money is so simple
that the mind is repelled.
— John Kenneth Galbraith, Canadian-American economist (1975).
I refuse to believe that corporations are people until Texas executes one.
— Ara Rubya
Getting crabs from a prostitute in Barcelona is a much better story than getting them in Omaha.
— Stephen Colbert on studying abroad
Sarah Palin has been saying Obama should stop pussy footing around and release the pictures. Right, the guy who ordered the SEALs into a soveriegn nation without permission and killed public enemy #1 is a pussy and the woman who quit her job as govenor of a state with no people after half a term and will only do an interview with Greta Van Susteren is a bad ass

Bill Maher (via technipol)

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